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Ardy presented the door to Elliot as if gifting her an exotic gem from a far off land. She stood next to the nondescript industrial door, her hands behind her back. They stood outside, south of the waterfront, out of the way of the meager foot traffic, whoever was out this late.

Elliot held a cup of coffee from Cassie’s. She stood in front of the door, where Ardy had positioned her. She bit her tongue. Ardy looked so proud, and the climax of all of this was so… not there. Her instinct was to mock, to say something sarcastic and defensive. Elliot didn’t want to spurn her new companion.

“I… I don’t get it?” Elliot said slowly, her ears dropping on her head. “It’s a door.”

“It’s a door!” Ardy said. “But you forget that doors go somewhere.”

“Generally, yeah…” Crap. Get it together, dude.

“So there is another part to this.” Ardy pulled a key card from her pocket. “Never mind how I got this. But this will open that door.”

Elliot took the key and held it in her hand. It said STP on one side in a boring corporate typeface. Where had she heard that before? She flipped it over, as if to reveal its secrets, but it taught her nothing.

“So… I just…?” Elliot asked.

“Are you not curious?” Ardy said. She tilted her head just a little. “Do you not want to know what’s inside?”

Elliot’s ears dropped on her head. “Like, if I go in, am I going to come out? Is it… is it a door to Hell?”

Ardy laughed. “I promise you will not be hurt.”

“Okay, but how do I know that?”

“Because I’m here,” Ardy said.

Elliot clenched her jaw. She reached out to the sensor next to the door and tapped the card on it. The light on the sensor flashed green, and the door clicked open. Ardy grabbed the handle and pushed it open, just a little, sensing Elliot’s hesitation. Elliot looked to Ardy, and then the door. She reached out and pushed the door open. Ardy ushered her in and the door closed behind them.

Beyond the door was a corridor, sparse and concrete. Utility pipes ran along the side, and lights were arranged in a line along the ceiling. On the wall, green exit signs pointed back towards the door. Ahead, the corridor began to slope downwards.

Ardy watched Elliot expectantly, her hands behind her back.

“We’re in the Exit Corridor,” Elliot said softly.

“We are in the Exit Corridor,” Ardy said, nearly beaming.

Elliot felt her face flushing. She looked down the corridor, taking a few steps forward. She had had dreams about this, about what Mitchell Locke had seen before he disappeared. As in any other dream, it was always so detailed, and when she woke up, always so formless and distant. And now, here she was. She pulled out her phone.

“It’s probably not the best idea to document your trespassing,” Ardy said.

“Yeah, but…” She turned back to the demon. Ardy kept her human disguise, but she was now dressed in proper work clothes. She wore a pair of tough looking pants, work boots, a flannel shirt, over which she wore a safety orange reflective vest, and a hardhat with STP on it. Seattle Tunnel Partners, Elliot thought. Of course.

“Should I have a disguise?” Elliot asked. “When did you change? What the hell?”

Ardy started forward. “You can make people not see you. I will have to make do with this.”

Elliot trotted to keep up with Ardy. She wanted to take everything in, but she knew every minute they were in the tunnel was a minute they were being watched, or discovered, or arrested. Again. Though, idly, Elliot wondered what that experience would be like with Ardy by her side.

As they went deeper into the tunnels, Elliot could hear road noise from the tunnel, just ten feet away, a wall between them and the road. Every so often, they passed an emergency door, but not THE door. They were marked, little signs next to the doors, and Elliot was counting, trying to remember the door number closest to Locke. 33? 32? They were still at 9.

“Are you still with me back there?” Ardy asked. She slowed so that Elliot could catch up, and when they were side by side, she looped her arm through Elliot’s. Elliot smiled a little.

“Sorry, I’m trying to take in everything.” She looked around. “I want to make sure I don’t miss anything, but I don’t know what I’m looking for.”

Ardy nodded. “When this has been picked over with a fine-tooth comb like you all have, what else is there?”

“Yeah,” Elliot said. “That’s the question, isn’t it?”

“But, there must be something.”

“I know there must be.” Elliot watched one of the exit doors as they passed, a lull in traffic bringing silence to the tunnel. It was well after midnight, and traffic was sparse at best. She sniffed the air. Just a hint of exhaust and… something else she couldn’t quite put her finger on. Sandalwood?

Down the tunnel, a metallic clank rang out. Elliot’s ears perked, her tail poofing out. A second later, she went unseen. Ardy squared her shoulders, focusing on the corridor ahead. She started forward again, Elliot following.

Distant voices seemed to be arguing, or at least chastising. Another clang, and more arguing. Elliot strained to hear what they were saying. Ardy pressed forward, like she was on the job. They walked until they could start making out individual voices. There were three or four. They spoke sharply, three voices against one.

As they moved forward, the air in the tunnel changed. It felt thicker, harder to breathe, almost like they could slice it up with a knife. That smell was there too: sandalwood for sure, but also a mix of spices Elliot couldn’t quite put her fingers on.

And out of the corner of her eye, she saw it. She stopped, turning her head a few times, making sure she had seen what she had seen. Ardy stopped too, turning to look back. She tilted her head quizzically.

“Lines,” Elliot said as quietly as she could. “They start back there,” she pointed to a spot ten feet behind them, “and the go all the way down.”

“Lines?” Ardy asked.

“I’ve seen them before. On the body Meryl showed me, on Locke’s car. I think…” She stopped because it felt silly. “I think it’s a deception spell.”

“To keep us from… what?” Ardy looked around.

Elliot pointed down the corridor, down to where the voices were coming from.

Ardy watched Elliot carefully. “Do you want to go back?”

Elliot bit her lip. She looked down the corridor. “Yes,” she said. “But when will we get to do this again?”

Ardy nodded. “As soon as you want to turn back, you tell me.”

They pressed further into the corridor, moving further down into the Earth. The voices had stopped. It sounded like someone was carefully working, but there was no more discussion. They must have settled their argument.

Where the corridor flattened out, a figure emerged. Elliot hesitated. Could they see her? They must have been able to see Ardy. Elliot grabbed Ardy’s arm and pulled her back. She could hear the figure talk, and another figure rushed forward. Was that…?

The figure at the end of the of the corridor waved their hand in the air, drawing a triangle out. It glowed bright, and one by one, the lights in the corridor went out, the darkness rushing at them.

“Shit,” Ardy said. She started back, pulling Elliot with her. Elliot held her hand low, feeling like Meryl had taught her, letting magic pool in her palm.

There was movement after them, rushing up the corridor. Elliot thought about what she wanted to magic in her hand to be, and she threw the ball roughly in the direction she thought was the most down the corridor. It bounced off a wall but toward their pursuer enough, throwing off sparks like an angry bottle rocket. The pursuer deflected the magic like swatting a fly away.

In the flash of light, Elliot caught a glimpse of the figure. Dog, glasses, wearing a coat, with a bandana around his neck. Of course, Elliot though. Of course it was. Who the fuck else would it be?

Suddenly, the Nerd was almost behind them, covering hundreds of feet in a second. Elliot cried out. The Nerd drew another figure in the air.

“You need to get out of here!” He pushed the spell forward, and Elliot and Ardy tumbled forward, thrown another hundred feet away. The Nerd slowed, drawing out another spell. Elliot caught his expression in the glow of his own magic, and she mentally stumbled. He watched them not with anger or malice, but with fear, concern.

“Hang on tight!” Ardy said. Elliot looked back. Ardy’s disguise was gone, and she stared hard at the Nerd, her eyes glowing red. She said something in an ancient, unknowable language, and suddenly Elliot was falling.

The world around her changed so quickly that for a moment, everything was just… red. They were still falling. Elliot slowly focused, and the red gave way to a horizon, a division of a field of dark maroon grain, a rust colored sky. There was a river of lava, and stone bridges that crossed it like it was any other river. She could see people, they must have been people, but they were so far away. They moved across the bridges, going about their day. The bridges carried roads, and the roads wandered to a walled city in the distance, surrounding stone towers and buildings, red and black and silver and white.

Ardy shifted her weight turning to fall head first. Elliot went with her, and suddenly they were slowing, until they plunged through another hole in the fabric of the universe. They rose up, the weight of gravity returning, and Ardy gracefully put her foot down on solid floor. She steadied Elliot on the floor, and the hole sealed itself, the sound of paper being torn back together.

Ardy looked Elliot over. “Are you-”

Elliot let out the scream she had been holding in.

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The bar was on Broadway, a few blocks north of the light rail station. Elliot made her way there alone, her bag slung over her shoulder. She had taken her time getting ready, and when Z went off to get her friend, Elliot began to wander vaguely in the direction of Capitol Hill.

Gimble texted her. Of course she had known. Witches, Elliot was learning, were nothing if not expert gossips. She offered a room immediately. Elliot politely told her she’d consider. Sleeping on Z’s couch was fine, but she missed having a real bed. But also, her mind kept drifting to waking up to find the ghosts standing by her bed, watching her sleep. So that was a no go.

The four of them were waiting when Elliot got there, Ty and Meryl on one side of the table, Z and her date on the other. Elliot knew she was fifth-wheeling it, but cheap bar food was very appealing. There was already a plate of nachos for picking at, and other shareable food on the way. Z hugged her when she got to the table, followed closely by Meryl, who nearly knocked her down.

“I’m glad you came!” Meryl said. She took Elliot’s hand and gave it an affectionate squeeze.

Z introduced her friend, Dan. He was cat, with ears that flopped at the tips. He was short like Z, and slim. Very non-threatening, Elliot noted. And he was pleasant too, interested in her, asking questions. Elliot felt put on the spot, frankly, and she was happy when the conversation turned to Portland. Elliot picked at her nachos and listened.

Elliot glanced down at her phone. It was getting close to 10:30, and she was getting antsy. At a lull in the conversation, she said, “I’m going to step outside for a bit.”

She was a step away from the table when she heard Ty say, “I’ll come with you.”

Crap.

Elliot found a spot under a light, away from the smokers, and slid her hands into her pockets. She had dressed up for the occasion, at least for meeting Ardy. She had put on a button-down shirt, and pulled a loose sweater over it, the pale and dark green one with the horizontal stripes she had come to love. Her jeans were even her nicest pair, which wasn’t much, but they didn’t have holes in them.
Ty joined her under the light, and for a moment neither one spoke, just watched the people and the traffic go by. Finally, Ty said, “How’re you doing?”

Elliot scanned her tone, her ears perking. A quick side eye revealed Ty mimicked her stance, and watched her, relaxed and interested. “Yeah, I’m… I’m okay. Everything is so much, and I would feel so lost without you all helping me.”

“They’re nice, aren’t they?” Ty said. Her ears moved to follow the conversation of a rowdy group that passed them by.

“It’s a lot to get used to. I’m not used to having to second guess people’s motivations.”

Ty nodded. “Yeah, when you’re From Out Of Town, you spend a lot of time trying to figure out what people want from you. I think that’s why we all want to help so much. We’ve played that game too and it sucks.”

Elliot thought about this. How much different would her life have been if she had met these people years ago?

“Have you been flying again?” Ty asked.

“Oh! No, I haven’t. I don’t really know when to practice?”

“Yeah it’s tricky isn’t it? Especially if you get up too high and get picked up on airport radar, and they start scrambling jets to figure out what you are.”

“What?”

Ty just smiled. “We should go sometime.”

Elliot almost gasped. She felt energy surge through her. “Yeah! But, uhm… Where?”

“I know a few places where no one would bother us, or at least they wouldn’t think twice about seeing two people floating around on sticks.”

“Again, this sounds like a date,” Elliot said.

Ty laughed. “Nah, but there’s a pickup line for you if you’re going after a witch, huh?”

Elliot smiled a little. She looked down the sidewalk, spotting the unmistakable confidence of Ardy’s walk. Her ears perked.

“That her?” Ty asked.

“Yeah…”

Ty gave Elliot a little punch on the shoulder. “Have fun.” She went back inside the bar.

Ardy caught sight of Elliot, and she brightened. Elliot did too. She could feel herself blushing, and if it hadn’t been night that would have been super clear. Elliot quietly praised the night.

“Hello!” Ardy said as she neared Elliot. She pulled her into a brief hug, which surprised Elliot.

“Hey,” Elliot said. She hugged herself and looked around, feeling elated and exposed at the same time.

Ardy was dressed nicely, a button-down shirt under an argyle sweater, and a pair of gray pants. She looked good, and Elliot did her best not to stare.

“So what are we doing tonight?” Ardy asked. “Did your friends run off?”

“No, they’re still inside. But we don’t have to go back.” Elliot looked away.

“We are so going inside,” Ardy said. She put her arm around Elliot shoulders and pushed back into the bar. Somehow, Ardy found the table amongst all the others. She pulled up a chair and sat down. Elliot reluctantly followed, sitting down.

“WHOA,” Z said. “You’re… the date?” She checked her words carefully, and she wondered if Dan knew or not.

Ardy smiled. “I am the date.” She held out her hand to Z. “Ardy Book. A pleasure. Are you Z?”

“Yes!” Z shook Ardy’s hand enthusiastically. “I’ve heard a lot about you, I’m so glad you came in.”

“Likewise,” Ardy said. She introduced herself to the rest of the table, while Elliot watched silently. When Ardy turned to talk to Meryl and Ty, Z pointed to the demon and mouthed, “Holy fuck, dude.” She gave Elliot a thumbs up. Elliot silently prayed for the ceiling to collapse right above her head, putting her out of her misery.

Ardy worked her way around the table, keeping up with every topic thrown out, with the exception of sitcom TV, which honestly was fine with Elliot. Meryl must have caught Elliot’s discomfort, because she took Elliot’s hand again and squeezed. And when Elliot looked at her, she gave the raccoon a sweet, reassuring smile. This was okay. Everything was going well.

“But Brunel wanted a seven foot gauge, which is probably what sank him,” Ardy said. Dan nodded along, as if this was a well worn path they traveled down before. “But he was planning for high speeds, not the standard fare British Railroad had been.”

“Okay,” Z said, “But we’re not talking about Supertrain here.”

“I missed why we’re talking about railroad gauges?” Elliot said.

Supertrain, obviously,” Ty said.

Elliot frowned. Not knowing what else to do, she stood. Ardy didn’t miss a beat.

“We should get going,” she said to the table. “It was lovely meeting all of you.”

“Bye, Elliot!” Z said. “Please tell me everything!”

Elliot turned away, getting outside as quick as she could. She waited on the sidewalk, her ears against her head. Ardy came out a moment later.

“I embarrassed you,” she said.

“No.” Elliot said. “I don’t know.”

Ardy placed her hand gently on Elliot’s shoulder, and the touch felt amazing. Elliot sighed.

“I should have said something, I guess. But I feel really exposed right now. My world is changing and I feel like I’m barely holding on sometimes.”

“I apologize,” Ardy said. “I was thoughtless. You clearly wanted to move on and I didn’t listen.”

Elliot nodded. “It’s okay.” She thought a moment. “I think they like you, though.”

“I like them,” Ardy said. “I wanted to meet the people you’ve spoken so highly of. They did not disappointed.”

“Yeah, they’re neat.”

“So, where to?” Ardy asked. She led Elliot away from the bar, her hand still on her shoulder. Elliot didn’t try to stop her.

“There’s a neat coffee place over by Madison. I guess it’s a bit of a walk?”

“I like a good walk,” Ardy said. “Especially a night walk.”

“Yeah, me too.” Elliot thought a moment. “Do you ever get scared?”

Ardy looked over at Elliot. She laughed, low and knowing. Elliot laughed too.

The walked for a moment in silence, just taking in the night.

“So…” Elliot said quietly. “This is a date?”

“I thought so,” Ardy said. “I’d like it to be.”

“I’m glad you would,” Elliot said. “I would like it to be, too.”

They waited at a crosswalk. A trolley bus went by, its poles sparking as wires crossed over each other. Elliot always liked that.

“So, tell me about a cryptid. What’s the monster of the week?”

“What?” Elliot asked. “They’re silly? We don’t have to talk about them.”

“You like talking about them,” Ardy said. “And I like listening to you talk about them.”

“Okay,” Elliot said. “But can I ask you a question first?”

“Always.”

The light changed and they crossed the street, and continued south down Broadway.

“Are there any other people like you here?”

The look on Ardy’s face changed. She considered her answer for far longer than Elliot really had wanted. Elliot felt her skeleton try to leave her body.

“There used to be a lot of us here,” Ardy said.

“Was that New Gehenna?”

Ardy looked over at Elliot, scanning her face, her intentions.

“I saw a map in your shop. It took me a while but Gehenna is-”

“One of the states in what you would call Hell,” Ardy said softly. “You’re paying attention.”

Elliot looked away. “I’m curious. You know so much about me and about this society and I barely know anything about you.”

They walked the rest of the block in silence. Elliot felt her ears drop on her head. Way to set the tone for the date, idiot. They waited in silence at another traffic light. Carefully, Ardy took Elliot’s hand in her own. Elliot nearly jumped out of her skin, but she appreciated the gesture.

“I’m glad you care,” Ardy said. “It means a lot to me.” She stood up a little straighter. “Anyway, I think talking about the old neighborhood is fourth date material.”

“What date are we on now?” Elliot asked.

“By my count, this is number two.”

“What about third date?”

Ardy smiled. “I have plenty of ideas of what we could do,” she said. “But I also think you’d better set the tone on that one.”

Elliot could feel her face starting to burn. “Oh, yeah, that’s probably a good idea.”

Ardy laughed. “I don’t know if I’ve said this yet, but you are very cute.”

Elliot let out a little cry. “Thanks, I don’t know how to handle all of this and I can feel myself starting to freeze up but I really appreciate it and also you’re really pretty, and like even more pretty when you’re not in your disguise.”

Ardy beamed, and they started back down the street, the both of them continued down the street, hand in hand.

“The Fresno Nightwalker,” Ardy said.

“The Fres-” Elliot said, her mind catching up with her. She shook away the haze she was in. “Like, is he real?”

“Are they real?” Ardy said. “I believe there’s at least three of them in one of the videos.”

“Okay, so like there’s people who claim there are Native American legends about the Nightwalkers. But, people like to claim that about anything that’s, like, remotely spooky. I think it’s a guy with some decent puppets trying to get famous.”

“What, no.” Ardy said. “You can’t burst my bubble like that. The Fresno Nightwalker is a good boy who likes to walk around down by the highway, and I will not be convinced otherwise.”

Elliot felt herself smiling. “Were you researching cryptids to ask me about?”

“No, who does that?”

Elliot laughed. They strode across an empty crosswalk, and Elliot froze.

“Oh, come on,” she said.

Ardy followed her gaze to a person across the street.

“It’s him,” Elliot said.

“You problem boy?”

“The Nerd,” Elliot said. “I don’t know how, but everywhere I go, he’s there.”

The Nerd stood outside a comic shop that was just starting to close. A group left the shop, and the Nerd watched as they all left, saying goodbye to a few of them. After they left, he got out his phone and started scrolling through, making his way towards the light rail stop.

“Do you think he knows?” Ardy asked.

“Like, is it on purpose? It has to be. Why else would he be everywhere I am?”

Ardy squeezed Elliot’s hand. “Because you are also a nerd and like the same things?”

Elliot frowned. “I feel like you’re not taking me seriously,” she said softly.

“Right,” Ardy said. “I apologize. Come on, let’s go ask him what his deal is.”

“What?” Elliot asked. “No, you can’t.”

Ardy started towards the Nerd, locking her eyes on him.

Elliot pulled back. “No no no, Gimble doesn’t want us to engage. You could get hurt.”

Ardy stepped back. “Do you think he scares me?”

“No? But he could still hurt you.”

Ardy watched the Nerd disappear into the light rail station, seemingly unaware he had been watched. She looked over at Elliot again and gave her a soft smile. “You’re right. So, you promised me coffee. You should show me your coffee shop, and then, since this is an all nighter, I have something to show you.”

Elliot felt herself blushing again. “Yeah, okay…”

They started down the street again, Ardy naming every cryptid she could think of, and Elliot talked expansively about each one.

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Z poured herself a cup of coffee. Her tail twitched behind her. She drummed her fingers on the counter of her kitchen idly, then retrieved another mug and poured coffee into it. She sipped her coffee, looking out at her living room. Elliot was gone. She had left her blankets folded neatly on the couch, which was a first, and her dirty clothes had found their way into a small laundry basket.

This was a change. Z wondered idly about it as she considered her front door, and set a bottle of creamer down on the counter.

A moment later, Elliot opened the front door and slinked into the apartment. She met Z’s gaze and jumped just a little.

“Look at you, all up and about this early.” Z smiled, and pushed the extra cup of coffee across the counter to Elliot.

Elliot blinked at the cup of coffee, and then carefully took it in her hands. “Ha ha, yeah…” She took a drink and looked at the front door. She blinked, and looked back to Z. “Did you know I was coming?”

“Intuition,” Z said. “I had a feeling you were coming back. As you’re becoming a witch, you’ll learn to listen to your intuition more.”

“I’m really bad at it now,” Elliot said.

“You’ll get better.” Z put her coffee down. “So where’d you run off to?”

Elliot dropped her eyes. “Uhm, so… Yesterday, Gimble showed me all of these slaps? Like, people were putting spells on them. And I wanted to try.” She dug into the pockets of her hoodie and pulled out a stack of postal service labels, and a sturdy-looking permanent marker.

“So, you’re going to make slaps,” Z said.

“Meryl said I needed a purpose.” Elliot looked down at the stack of labels. “I can do this. I can put up slap spells and change a neighborhood, or a block, or even that part of the street.”

Z tilted her head. “Yeah, that’s a good start. If you want, we can make a few and go put them up.”

“You know how to write them?”

“I’ve made a few,” Z said, picking up the marker and popping the cap off. “I like to keep a few anti-legatus up in the neighborhood.”

Elliot’s ears twitched, and she started to open her mouth.

“That’s magic-y bullshit talk for anti-cops,” Z said. She pulled a sticker off the stack and in a quick motion wrote out a collection of lines, thick and dark. She handed it to Elliot. “Put that in sunlight and keep the 12 away.”

Elliot studied the sticker. “I could use like eight more of these.”

Z handed her the marker. “Get writing.”

Elliot held the marker in her hand, staring down at the blank stickers. She knew what she had to write. In a quick motion, she wrote ‘E+’ on the sticker.

“What kind is that one?” Z asked.

“It’s a… anti-legume?”

“No peanuts allowed?”

“No, no, no, the cop thing. I figured it really didn’t matter what I wrote, just as long as I intended it to mean something.”

Z smiled. “You’ve been listening.”

Elliot looked away. “Heh…”

“So, what’s the E+ about?”

“Oh. So, I’ve noticed a lot of the slaps were from the same people. Like, they have signatures and everything. I wanted to have one too.”

“People will love them. When should we go put them up?”

Elliot examined her work. She wrote out another one. “I’m actually kind of embarrassed to put them up? Like, who am I?”

“You’re Elliot,” Z said. She took a drink of her coffee.

“Yeah, so, I really shouldn’t put them up.”

“No, you should put them up because you’re Elliot. You’re a witch. Putting those slaps up will help people. Also, ninety percent of those slaps were put up by mediocre men. The least you could do for yourself is to have that kind of confidence.”

Elliot’s ears twitched. She looked away. Z rounded the counter between them and patted Elliot on the shoulder. “This will all get easi-”

Elliot hugged Z, pulling her close. Z held her arms up in surprise, then carefully hugged Elliot.

“What is happening?” Z asked.

“What?” Elliot stepped back, her eyes flicking back and forth, watching Z closely.

“You just HUGGED me. Like, on purpose. And you haven’t been mean or snarky to me once.”

“I-” Elliot hugged herself. “I feel, like… good? It’s confusing to me too.”

“Things starting to make sense, huh?”

“Yeah,” Elliot said. “Things feel clearer now. I can see the ways that I can help, even if they’re really small.”

Z beamed at Elliot.

Elliot’s ears pressed themselves against her head. “What?”

“I like seeing you like this. You feel like a different person than when we met.”

“Okay, so we need to talk about that.” Elliot grabbed her coffee. “Why are we even friends? Why did you even put the effort in? I’m kind of a piece of shit sometimes.”

Z rolled her eyes. “Oh, I knew you were one of us the minute I saw you.”

“Okay, but HOW?”

“The same way you know The Nerd is a wizard. And that Gimble was a witch when you first saw her.”

Elliot raised her hand. “She flew in on a broom and scared a monster away with a jar of pennies.”

“Magic!” Z said. “You stood out. Magic sees magic. Also, you have this whole spooky tomboy thing going on, and that pushes a lot of buttons for me.”

“Ugh.”

“I also know what it’s like to feel completely alone, and I didn’t want you to feel that.”

Elliot dropped her eyes to the floor and bit her lip in thought. “Well, thanks… for putting up with me.”

“Nonsense. You are worth the effort. Don’t forget that.”

“Heh…” Elliot rubbed the back of her neck. “You keep this up I might just be obliged to that make out sesh you want.”

“Hey,” Z said. “I flirt because I like you, but I never, ever want you to feel pressured into anything. I fully know you’re not interested. I push your buttons because I like you, and sometimes I’m kind of shitty about the way I show affection.” She held Elliot by her shoulders. “I am saying nice things about you because you should hear them. There’s no price tag attached to that, and this conversation is not transactional.”

“Thanks,” Elliot said, giving Z an embarrassed smile. “It’s been a weird adjustment for me, but I appreciate the way you all have been kind to me.”

Z patted Elliot’s shoulder again. “Man, that makes me feel really crappy for what I’m about to say.”

“Uhm?”

“I’m kicking you out.”

“What??” Elliot took a step back.

“Oops, finished that sentence too early. I’m kicking you out for the evening.”

Elliot’s ears twitched. “Okay, but…?”

“I have a date tonight and I fully expect to come back here with him.”

“Ohh,” Elliot said. “Yeah, I see why that might be an issue.”

“I know it’s short notice, and I’m sorry. Gimble has plenty of room and she’d totally be happy to take you in.”

Elliot froze. “With the…” She looked around, like she was being heard beyond the walls of the apartment. “With the ghosts?”

“They’re so nice!” Z said. “You have to give them a chance.”

“No, I’m good.”

“Okay, well…” She drummed her fingers on the counter again. “Ty and Meryl will be there tonight. Maybe you could come along and ask them if you can couch surf for the night?”

Elliot stayed still.

“There’s no ghosts there,” Z said.

“Yeah, but…” Elliot fidgeted. “Like, Ty’s really intimidating?”

“Whaaat? Ty? She’s like my best friend. She’s also super loyal.”

“I feel like she’d punch me in the throat if I looked at Meryl weird.”

“Hmm…” Z said. “Maybe not you, but she would punch a bitch in the throat if they looked at Meryl weird. Yeah, that checks out. We’re starting to run out of options. I guess just chill at Cassie’s?”

Elliot’s eyes widened. She pulled out her phone and started typing. “I just got an idea.”

“Was it Cassie’s?”

“I’m going to see if Ardy wants to hang out.”

Z brightened. “Oh! That’s a good idea! So does that mean things are going well?”

“I think we went on a date a few days ago?” Elliot said sheepishly.

“WHAT. You weren’t even going to tell me?”

“I’m processing a lot right now,” Elliot said. “And it just kind of happened?”

“So are you, like, officially dating?” Z took Elliot by the hand.

“I don’t know? I guess I should ask.”

“You could go get coffee and then go back to her place and snuggle!”

Elliot could feel herself blushing. “I regret saying anything.”

“I’m just excited for you,” Z said.

Elliot nodded. She looked down at her phone, at the text message that just came in. “She said yes. We’re going to meet on Capitol Hill at 10:30 by Vivaci.”

“Oh!” Z said. “You should come to happy hour with all of us then. Meet Dan, he’s really nice. And have Ardy come in and say hi. I want to meet her. And smell her.”

“Okay, she is for sure not going to come in to meet you.” Elliot went over to her bag on the couch and took out a change of clothes. “I’m going to take a shower and figure out my day.”

“I appreciate you being flexible about the apartment,” Z said.

Elliot nodded and started towards the bathroom.

“And who knows? If Ardy doesn’t work out, maybe you could come back here and join us…”

Elliot raised her hand above her head and flipped Z the bird.

Z cackled as Elliot slammed the door behind her.

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